Someone shoot me PLEASE!!!

I love music! Anyone who knows me, knows this about me. So when I hear bullsh*t on the radio it really gets to me. It's been forever since I devoted much of my time to listening to the radio because I got tired of the poison that was ringing in my ears but on my way to work I tune into Elvis Duran & the zMorning Zoo because it's hilarious or the Steve Harvy Show on WBLS. I can't stand Miss Jones so I don't bother with Hot97.
Anyway so lately, z100 has been playing a lot of hot mess and I just have to put it out there.

The Top 5 wack tracks out right now:

1.Fergie-Big Girls Don't Cry
Having to type that just made me nauseous. Bestfriend swears that this song will grow on me the way Rihanna's-Umbrella did but I highly doubt it. It's been two months and my position only stands stronger, I'm sorry. And I enjoyed Fergalicious and Glamourous, so it's really nothing personal. I just feel that she should've stuck to that formula instead of trying to smooth it out with that lame excuse for a ballad. The lyrics are lacking, seriously. I think that one line "...I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket..." and her struggle to hit those notes throughout the song, sealed the deal for me. ugh!

2. Kelly Clarkson-Never Again
This one was disappointing because I absolutely loved her last album, Breakaway, so when I heard that she had a new single out I was excited....only to free fall into a pool of disgust! Her futile attempt to create another hit like Since You've Been Gone, was embarrassing. I get that she wanted more creative freedom on this album but not on our expense, geez. She should've listened to Clive Davis's advice on this one.

3.Enrique Iglesias-Do you know? (The Ping Pong Song)
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4.Elliot Yamin-Wait for you
Although vocally the song is good but it's just soooo cheesy!!!

5. Shakira & Beyonce-Beautiful Liar
Two artists that I love come together to make a track so I thought that it was safe to assume that it was going to be a hit...sike! I cannot stand this song. I personally feel that the video or the fact that its Beyonce & Shakira, is keeping this song in rotation but whatever. ugh! absolutely hate it!